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October 25, 2007

An Interview with Impresario Bruno Machiavelli

by Birdie Jaworski

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Vincenzo Tortorici as Machiavelli

Florentine public servant and political theorist Niccoló Machiavelli died in 1513. Five years later, his book, "The Prince," was published. Chock full of advice on how to achieve and maintain political power, the book's methods preach war and ruthlessness. This Saturday night, a dark and humorous force will pour into the Kluge Auditorium at United World College in Montezuma. Invited by UWC Theatre Arts Instructor Tim Crofton, the great-great-great-great (give or take a few greats) grandson of Machiavelli, Bruno, will take the stage with a traditional commedia dell'arte performance on a double bill with, of all things, a puppet show.

"Machiavelli once counseled, 'keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.' We can't stand these guys. So we're giving them a special engagement," explains Crofton.

Using seven actors and four masks, the first performance, La Commedia Sprezzatura, is based on a traditional commedia scenario and examines the political underpinnings of this enduring popular performance style.

The second performance is The Prince, an adaptation of Niccoló Machiavelli's classic work — all conveyed through the magic of puppetry. The show focuses on the exploits of a particularly corrupt papal dynasty, the Borgias. This Punch-and-Judy-style adaptation highlights the political nature of traditional puppet theatre... with humor!

Machiavelli spoke with me to answer answer a few questions about his traveling show.

Birdie: Why bring your performance to Las Vegas?
Machiavelli: I miss my homeland - the mountains in the north, the plains in Tuscany. I wanted to see it all at once, so I come to Las Vegas, New Mexico.

Birdie: What can local residents expect to experience when they attend your show?
Machiavelli: They can expect the finest in traditional Italian entertainment, and they won't put on a single pound! They may even burn a few calories laughing.

Birdie: Puppets? The subject matter doesn't sound like it's for young children.
Machiavelli: All are invited to attend. The worst is we make fun of the French. The puppet show will bring out the World Soccer Cup fan in everyone, complete with a story of true love, a joyous familial reconciliation, and gratuitous puppet-on-puppet violence. The Devil himself may make an appearance!

Birdie: Who do you draw your inspiration from?
Machiavelli: I got my inspiration from my great ancestor who literally wrote the book on political power. In today's American politics, all the signatories do my papa proud. Thanks to them, I have found a way to keep Niccoló's message alive in these uncertain times.

Birdie: I hear that you will hold an open discussion at the end of your show. What's that about?
Machiavelli: Everyone is invited to discuss the themes, politics, and techniques of Machiavelli following the evening's performance. Who knows? The next great member of the current American administration may come from Las Vegas!

Birdie: silence
Machiavelli: I get that a lot.

Il Teatro Machiaveli is the creation of performer Vincenzo Tortorici. 8 p.m., Oct. 27 at Kluge Auditorium, UWC.

September 23, 2007

High altitude weather balloons, an Iraq War art exhibit and other local tidbits

You may want to check out my personal site, birdiejaworski.com, for all the current local gossip including this morning's weather balloon sighting and a current art exhibit at the UWC. I am in the middle of revamping my life, and I'm unsure how this site still meets my needs. I will be posting all kinds of fun Las Vegas, New Mexico stories and photos at my new nest.

Come on over!

April 21, 2007

The Scientologists have a secret base near Las Vegas, NM!

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The mesa outside of Las Vegas where the Scientologists have their secret compound!

The Church of Scientology constructed an elaborate underground bunker to store the works of L. Ron Hubbard just twenty miles from my home. They cut it in secret, deep into steep sides of a scrub-tiled mesa in the middlest of middle nowhere. My son, 11, told me this as we drove through parched piñon-lined winter ranches in late December.

"Mom, listen, you gotta hear this!"

He rattled off a list of rumored facts - something about steel lined tunnels, two UFO landing pads carved into sold rock, and titanium etched records that can be played on a solar-powered turn table. I didn't hear his words. My throat gathered in a mother's lump at the new deepening of his voice, the way he held the newspaper folded in half with hands so much like a man's. He leaned forward and poked me in the side and my hands jumped, let the car lurch toward a nest of resting cattle.
11 looks for the secret Scientology compound

"Mom! The bunker can survive a nuclear blast! The Scientologists say that after a blast the words of L. Ron Hubbard will be more important that ever."

11 snickered at this last part. His dark cowlick fell over one eye, and I noticed again how he looked more like me than any of my other children. He continued reading the news article to himself while his younger brother, 8, cocked his head to the side to read an advertisement for a movie about an overgrown ape.

Click here to read the rest of this TRUE story! I love this crazy Land of Enchantment - it's so easy to have adventures.